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Re: Vtipy o Chuckovi Norrisovi

PříspěvekNapsal: 03 črc 2012 20:26
od XDmickeyCZ
Chuck Norris našel konec Minecraft světa :D

Re: Vtipy o Chuckovi Norrisovi

PříspěvekNapsal: 03 črc 2012 22:29
od robin997

Re: Vtipy o Chuckovi Norrisovi

PříspěvekNapsal: 04 črc 2012 13:01
od Termit145
Jednou stál Chuck Norris v místě dopadu atomové bomby. Dodnes má trochu opálenější kůži.

Chuck Norris dokáže předběhnout svůj vlastní stín.

Chuck Norris nemusí jíst. Jídlo musí Chuck Norrisovat.

Když Chuck Norris navštívil Vatikán, papež se k němu přišel vyzpovídat.

Před tisíci lety potkal Chuck Norris medvěda. Ten před ním utekl na sever do Arktidy. Byl tak vystrašen že všichni jeho potomci mají bílou srst.

Re: Vtipy o Chuckovi Norrisovi

PříspěvekNapsal: 06 črc 2012 09:02
od Carbon1997
Chuck Norris nemyslí, on ví.
Víte, co vznikne, když se spojí kop s otočkou Chucka Norrise s kopem s otočkou Chucka Norrise? Konec světa.
Lidé vymysleli vrtulník poté, co jim Chuck Norris ukázal svůj kop s otočkou.
Chuck Norris dokáže doleťet až na konec vesmíru.
Mluviti stříbro, mlčeti zlato. Pokud tě vyslýchá Chuck Norris, tak to je naopak.
Chuck Norris dostal zákaz kdekoli ve světě prát prádlo, tsunami totiž zabíjelo lidi.
Chuck Norris sundal během 2. světové války německou stíhačku, když na ni ukázal dva prsty a řekl BANG!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Vtipy o Chuckovi Norrisovi

PříspěvekNapsal: 12 črc 2012 18:12
od arnius
Chuck norris je tak hustej, že ho nezměří ani hustoměr. :D :D

Re: Vtipy o Chuckovi Norrisovi

PříspěvekNapsal: 09 srp 2012 14:51
od Minegirl
Chuck Norris našiel slime chunk na superflat mape :D

Re: Vtipy o Chuckovi Norrisovi

PříspěvekNapsal: 09 srp 2012 21:35
od MichiCZ
Chuck Norris nechodí do kostela,on si prostě věří! :D

Re: Vtipy o Chuckovi Norrisovi

PříspěvekNapsal: 13 srp 2012 00:56
od Th3oMan1aK
Chuck Norris vyvrtal díru do vody.

Chuck Norris naklonil vodní hladinu.

Re: Vtipy o Chuckovi Norrisovi

PříspěvekNapsal: 13 srp 2012 08:57
od robin997

Re: Vtipy o Chuckovi Norrisovi

PříspěvekNapsal: 13 srp 2012 23:09
od MichiCZ
Kdysi byl Bermudský čtverec, pak mu však Chuck Norris ukopl jeden roh.